Grown-Ups deserve gold stars, too, ya know.
Especially the grown-ups with a dead husband.
You actually got dressed today?! ☆
You talked to another human being? ☆
Without mentioning your dead husband? ☆ (I don’t get a star for this one)
☆☆☆BONUS STARS IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT ☆☆☆
You didn’t throat punch the women in line at at grocery store for complaining about their husbands? ☆
Wait…you ACTUALLY went to the grocery store? ☆
☆☆☆BONUS STARS IF YOU DIDN’T SPEND MORE THAN $50 ON ALCOHOL AND SWEETS ☆☆☆
☆☆☆ DOUBLE BONUS STARS IF YOU DIDN’T CRY SNIFFING THE KIND OF DEODORANT HE USED TO WEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE ☆☆☆
(I also don’t get a star for either of these)
You kept your children fed, showered and alive today? (cereal counts as dinner) ☆
Kept yourself fed, showered and alive today? (dry shampoo counts as a shower, right?)
But you know what?
Even if you didn’t do any of this today.
Even if you’re just here.
Just alive and you make it through another day…☆